Marketing Computer

A device that turns simple tasks into infinitely complex agendas that don't necessarily do what you wanted in the first place.

I attempted to open and read a text file on my 'Marketing Computer', however, it instead opened a flash presentation using several buzzwords that didn't even relate to opening or reading my text file.

by Spackle7 June 11, 2008

Computer Compost

When your doing your lady reverse cowgirl with your thumb deep in her butt

Last night my husband decided to Computer Compost me, with my ass in the air and my boobs dangling on his legs. We decided then and there we needed to invest in puppy pads or a new mattress.

by mcfitztillery November 13, 2018

QuanShrektom Computer

the Most Powerful Computer ever Designed
Impossible to build due to lack of Shungite

Im so close to finishing my QuanShrektom Computer, i just need some Shungite

by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020

Computer Mong

A person that spends most of their time on a computer (gaming) and does not the know any different. Does not have the ability to socialize with another human being.

Dave: Yo John, do you know whether George can come out or not? Nah George is a computer Mong.

by Lukeyjoe May 9, 2021

computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.

Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"

by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017

Computer Murderers

When a Person talks over the internet and doesn’t seem to do anything in person.

Meer was talking shit over the phone he is a Computer Murderers, because in person nothing happened

by la dave October 28, 2022

Computer-19

COVID-19 but on your laptop

My computer is broken. I think it has Computer-19

by Lillllllllllly March 2, 2021