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code word

when you make something innocent seem perverted
"im hungry"
"do you wana eat out"
"is that some kind of code word?!" ;)
by slightly disturbed February 4, 2008
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Cider

The most wonderful thing to have ever been created from an apple.

Bittersweet apple juice fermented and then drunk, particularly in the summertime.

Get's you off your face quicker than beer.
Not gassy at all, so very easy to drink.
The best brands are Strongbow and Magners.
Makes beer taste like a tramp's scrotum.

The good Lord made apples for one reason - CIDER.
"When i die, i want to be embalmed in cider."

"Pint of Strongbow please, mate"

"Magners with ice please, mate"

I F###ING LOVE CIDER...!!!
by Prem Shah September 18, 2006
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Talking In Morse Code

To swear so much that if it would be sensored it would sound like some sort of morse code message.
Jimmy: "God I am so f*cking pissed. F*ck! Sh*t! F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck! How could I do that I'm so stupid!"
Bob: Wow, sorry I couldn't understand that it sounded like you were talking in morse code.
by brown7905 March 30, 2009
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Code Rage

The sate of mind unique to programmers who have an inexplicable bug.
The symptoms:
One may spot a programmer experiencing code rage by the rictus of contorted disgust on their pallid, cater-pocked face, bloodshot eyes reflecting the hellish glare of the monitor.
Code ragees are not rational beings, and are liable to display acts of egregious cruelty and barbarism to those over whom they have dominion.
That is to say, insects and risible fantasy characters from Risk.

The cure:
i) The bug is located and neutered. An inflatedly jubilant sense of one's computational prowess in the face of seemingly irrepugnable difficulty finally gives way to nirvana.
ii) In the absence of a solution, eventually a sense of resigned calmness settles uneasily on the over-burdened shoulders of the poor wretch. Time is a great healer, but the programmer will never be quite the same again. There is a crushing realization that in the epic battle between will-power and won't-power, incompetence won the day.
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Dress Code

What bouncers or doormen say when they do not want you in the club
ugly fat red neck (male or female) tries to get in the club.
I am sorry but we have a dress code
by ccdubskwad January 26, 2012
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Code 8

In response to a Beer Explosion. A Code 8 directs all units to begin relief operations & commence immediate procurement of pretzels.
Eddie: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
Wiggum: Forget it. That's two blocks away.

Eddie: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!
Wiggum: (gets out of the car) I am proceeding on foot. Call in a Code 8.
Eddie: (into radio) We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels
by Conan vs Jeebus April 3, 2011
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Code Thirteen

Originally derived from the movie Thirteen Days, the term “Code 13” has numerous definitions:

1. This information, of or relating to political strategy, is meant to be kept top secret, private, and on the downlow.
2. Privileged information.

Then being applied by prestigious members of the Warren Mott High School elite, in Warren, Michigan, the code took on an underground meaning as well:

3. The motorcade formation of vehicles traveling to various locations as a group confidentially.

The group is recognizable by their high speed driving in uniquely equipped American-made vehicles, with chrome “13” emblems, through residential areas, highways, and school parking lots. Certain political affiliations allow the financially sufficient and resourceful brotherhood to remain elusive and ambiguous.
1/2) Ben: You ridin' with us, or you chillin' with your girl?
Tim: Man, I dumped that hoe, but keep it code thirteen.

3)Rod: This game is wack.
Steve: Let's code thirteen outa here.
by NOTMYNECK March 5, 2007
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