covering fire

Covering fire: The act of farting loudly in a social situation so as to distract attention from a friend who has way worse gas than you.

"Steve man, those beef and bean burritos really worked me over. Thanks for providing covering fire for me at the party last night."

by zack1964 March 27, 2019

ketchup covered hotdog

when a man and women errr-eee the bed while the women is on her period, the man comes out with a bloody penis

Allison and Ethan were working it hard and when they decided to stop, Ethan had a ketchup covered hotdog

by Bum bum gum March 29, 2015

Chocolate Covered Cherry

When you give anal to a virgin then pop her cherry.

"Lost my virginity last night. We did anal first, so now I have a chocolate covered cherry.

by hocicito September 7, 2017

Covered in Spiders, Man

AUGGGGHH! This completely original superhero is overrun with spiders! Action figure is 3.75 inches tall.

Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).

Obvious Plant: Covered in Spiders, Man Is action figure spiders all over it

Obvious Plant

by Your bob September 1, 2022

Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Top cover

In general terms used in the corporate world.
When a manager/supervisor/boss stands up to protect verbally an employee from interference from other managers from other departments.

My manager gave me Top cover today even though I don’t see him often.

by anonymous March 4, 2024

Not everyone is as invested in the cover up as you

And once the more zealous members are gone, let's face it, want to grow old with there kids and family. And if you getting busted for leading the coalition isn't a huge deal to them. So, once your gone, the risk to THOSE people would theoretically subside immediately by virtue of the impetus for what's happening being exposed and thus ending the conflict.

Hym "Not everyone is as invested in the cover up as you. Or old. Once the zealots are gone the people who don't actually care that the zealots are gone will act out of sheer self-preservation. Theoretically speaking of course. And you know, an assassination like that must clearly have been PLANNED. Right? You would have to know where Charlie Kirk was going to be. Find a viable bird's nest by casing the place beforehand. Find a way to get the gun to the sniper's den without being seen. And then you would need an escape route that avoids cameras. A place you could change your clothes in case you were seen as you fled. A get-away car. A route that would avoid both police on the way to the shooting and traffic cameras. And then you would need to drive the speed limit all the way home to resume your daily life without interrupting your work schedule in such a way that it draws suspicion. This guy clearly didn't just wake up one morning and say 'Hey imma do a murder right-quick.' No. This was PLANNED."

by Hym Iam September 11, 2025