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Wow Chris is so dumb
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A person who has and always will live under the ground and has an extreme allergic reaction to sunlight. Additionally, he is a massive masochist who loves causing himself pain. He engages in all sorts of activities a normal human would not even think of doing, he has his own torture chamber in his house to give himself pleasure. He has quite an exquisite and vast collection of cock-stretchers and ball-crushers in his bedroom closet for when he's bored. Due to his intense activities he's also quite hot and has massive abs and muscles.
"Wow that sure is a Chris moment right there"
"I love Chris's pleasure room"
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Chris Has a big nose and a spoilt brat
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Chris is a fucking faggot. He's gayer than two guys sucking each other off in a gay bar for a ps4. If you meet a Chris, RUN! His gayness is toxic and contagious.
Holy shit, that guy is so gay, I bet his name is Chris.
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I saw him lay down on a puddle so that some twitch thot would wouldn’t step on it he’s a fat ass hole that no one likes he is the biggest simp and he hi chris
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MAde of money and should buy me a VR love you plEASEEEAAea
Chris should buy us a VR
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The weirdest person you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Chris, I recommend leaving him immediately. He will start drama for no reason at all, snitch on you, and be super weird
Person one: “oh so your gay? Your name must be Chris then!”
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