Chris

A fag that has a tiny penis with little to no friends
Hugging him makes him look like a chris
by Yuhj December 19, 2017
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" Don't make me call in The Chris, he will totally go Debbie on your cracker ass "
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MAde of money and should buy me a VR love you plEASEEEAAea
Chris should buy us a VR
by Please dear god i want a VR September 10, 2020
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A goof nigga that always get bitches even if they ugly asf. He is also very caring, protecting, and will beat your ass if you cross him wrong. Very freaky. And not so smart
Girl : You know that nigga chris?

Boy : Yea he goofy asf
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Chris:(/adjective/verb)
1 Chris(Adj): a being who constantly flexes fakes shit and is known for being a Headass

Chris(verb.) the act of fake flexxing and being a Headass simultaneously.
Ex.
(Adj.) wow that guy is such a Chris
(Verb) John was Chrissing last week
by Naz L.P. July 02, 2018
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The 69th reincarnation of christ. Chris is the type of person to say a joke that will cause your lungs to collapse. He is the bane of all simps and is a chick magnet. He is also the lord of time and space.
Boy1: I found my whole family dead this morning!
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.
by Trainsandbutter October 06, 2020
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If he's a wrestler he's most likely hot especially if he's from California, if he'll not a wrestler then he's most likely a stoner or a little shit
Chris is a real badass. Or Chris is a little dipshit.
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