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Chris is a small midget that loves video games. He doesnt like excersise but if he finds the write sport he will stick to it. He has the chubbiest face and tiny puppy hands. Chris zometimes puts his family first but doesnt like sharing chips or food.
by 123chrisgamer December 2, 2018
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A toxic fuck stick who plays Blackbeard in high plat
Look at Chris being toxic, playing Blackbeard in plat what a shit
by Venixzzy October 11, 2018
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The saltiest fruitiest person you will ever meet. A man who usually has a very small penis
by Mr. Moyer April 18, 2018
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Legit the sexiest man on the planet. He slays all the pussy and gets all that bread. A total meme lord with the dankest memes. He's got a dick that's at least 20 feet.
-Who's that sexy man?

Oh that's Chris
by McDuggle December 18, 2018
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Chris (name) - Probably one of the ugliest faces you'll see on God's green earth. If I had the choice between a Chris and the monster from that movie the Goonies, bring it here Sloth. You'll know when you are in the room with a Chris because they have the most unique laugh. Not unique like a unicorn, unique like a cat dying. Chris needs to be getting a pedicure twice a week. Chris toes match his face. Chris phone match his toes. but he will most definitely have a new apple watch on.
Chris yo toes ugly af boy!
by Sarah Barron December 20, 2018
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Chris:(/adjective/verb)
1 Chris(Adj): a being who constantly flexes fakes shit and is known for being a Headass

Chris(verb.) the act of fake flexxing and being a Headass simultaneously.
Ex.
(Adj.) wow that guy is such a Chris
(Verb) John was Chrissing last week
by Naz L.P. July 1, 2018
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Chris is a cute and handsome guy you will love his personality. Most boys with name are usually tall or they play football,basketball, or track all the girls love Chris . Sometimes Chris can be a little mean but he still is gets all the girls
Chris is mostly mixed with Spanish or Jamaican
by Mrs.claus112 July 9, 2018
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