That asshole that always plays a annoying song on a instrument mostly flute in your ear and makes you go deaf.
Chris plays song,
everyone else Shut the FUCK up Chris quit it with the fucking flute or I'll go deaf!
everyone else Shut the FUCK up Chris quit it with the fucking flute or I'll go deaf!
by Unknown mad music teacher December 10, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Chris is fat fuck with shit hair. Chris is always really horny and is into under age shit. Don't be a Chris
by Mario Balls February 21, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a fucking faggot. He's gayer than two guys sucking each other off in a gay bar for a ps4. If you meet a Chris, RUN! His gayness is toxic and contagious.
by Dumm and Ugly June 10, 2020
Get the Chrismug. A Chris is the actual scum of the earth, he is a douche bag and breaks the heart of all girls, he dates girls and breaks up with them for stupid reasons, he also is a man hoe and dates all girls just to break their hearts.
by Factman February 28, 2020
Get the Chrismug. A goof nigga that always get bitches even if they ugly asf. He is also very caring, protecting, and will beat your ass if you cross him wrong. Very freaky. And not so smart
by Cr-s July 17, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Someone who is too stubborn to see how much of a dickhead they are. A wild Chris will often think with their penis, all three inches of it. Known for stealing total bitches and makes you wonder why you liked them in the first place.
"My mum just broke up with my dad... They were cheating!"
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."
by Snaked April 5, 2017
Get the Chrismug. He’s act more girl the guy sometimes, He will use other people (ex. Free rides, money, place to sleep). Very emotional when gets teased. A big cry baby.
Friend 1: hey chris your hair is dumb
Chris: *starts getting mad
Chris: imma tell my mom to pick me up
Chris: *starts getting mad
Chris: imma tell my mom to pick me up
by Chubs09 September 27, 2018
Get the Chrismug.