Choke the monkey

Vulgar masturbation

Hey! Did you choke the monkey last night? The new Mia Khalifa video was bomb!

by NigerChiger February 10, 2019

Choke out

To forcibly turn turn off a computer by holding down the power button until the computer shuts down. Most accurately describes a situation where a crappy windows PC refuses to shut down through the standard methods, and left with no other option, and filled with rage ,you grasp the desktop or laptop in a choke grip(with one thumb on the power button) and squeeze with all your might until the computer loses "consciousness".

My computer was spinning on the shutdown screen for a half hour so I had to choke out the damn thing...so cathartic!

by staytrue2yourself June 17, 2009

choke strap

a black band that is worn around the neck, much like a belt around the waist. has implications during sex and is usually decorated with metallic spikes.

Just go find a goth hangout.

by Mitka April 11, 2004

Chima Choke

When one team blows a big lead in a two on two foosball game.

We had a big comeback when they suffered the Chima Choke.

by Rob Cardoso January 15, 2004

Choke a Llama

(v) to take a shit

I just got back from Taco Bell and I have to totally choke a llama

by Jiro March 11, 2004

Choke Sandwich

A peanut butter sandwich used for mastubatory purposes. First became popular after American Pie Book of Love had a scene where Rob used one and then let his dog eat it to hide the evidence.

Ever since I caught your little brother with a choke sandwich, I have lost all interest in peanut butter.

by jadalina March 26, 2010

choking the nun

Stroking the male genetalia repeatedly.

"I love choking the nun every night"

by nicholas charlie May 13, 2005