sergey's brain cells

retard. nothing else really, sorry I forgot autistic and queer.

Kid 1: Have you met Sergey?
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)

sergey's brain cells

by little timmmmmmmmmmmmy April 24, 2020

Cell phone

A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.

Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?

by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

Cell

The thing that mitochondria is the powerhouse of

"hey guys did you know mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?"

by pseudonymamim52 February 23, 2021

Cell Shower

The act of taking a shower and using your cellphone at the same time.

Not to be confused with "shower sleep".

Dorm mate 1: "Why is James taking so long?"
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."

by MST3K I like September 26, 2025

Cell

A pill.

I'm on drugs, every single day I pop a cell.

by Cass90 August 20, 2022

Dead Cells

ITS SO HAAARDD

Dead Cells is a hard core rouge-like Metroid-vania game as you wander through levels of a diseased island on your journey to slay the king for more info watch Windettes video (recommended for ages 13+).

by rand0mguy1 January 10, 2024

clump of cells

Terminology used by liberals to avoid accountability for killing their own kids.

Bob: Did you hear Amber murdered her own kid because she failed to have sex safely?!

Alix: She didn’t abort anything! It’s just a clump of cells! She can spread her legs for as many guys as she wants without consequences you sexist pig!

by TheHeintz April 29, 2024