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Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics

The unofficial economic system of Malaysia that punishes all companies, foreign or home grown that operate in the country for activities or incidents that offend the delicate sensibilities of Malaysians in areas such as religion that are wholly unrelated to the quality of goods and services provided by these businesses.
A: I would like to introduce my home-made family owned coffee business, here is our logo, it depicts Zeus and his lightning bolt, because we deliver our coffee to your doorstep as fast as lightning--
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023
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Capitalism

a system where everyone wins but you because you're you and- and- c a p i t a l i s m
capitalism is.. something
by inksquiddo October 15, 2021
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Cannabis Capitalism

The misconception that the higher the percentage of THC a product has = the better it is.

Thus disregarding the significance of the ratio for THC:CBD, CBG, CBC etc.
Person 1: Just picked up this 1/8 of weed with 30% THC, tonight's party will be wild!

Person 2: BS! That's just cannabis capitalism.

1hr later...
Person 2: 911, yeah so my friend is bugging out in the fetal position and keeps telling everyone they're a lizard...what?...yep, another victim of cannabis capitalism.
by MR333U555 September 6, 2023
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BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL 1

Red stone RELBJALOODS ๐Ÿ”ด AND BLUE UNITY RELBJALUDS ๐Ÿ’™ DOUBJraGS as in dragons the green army men.๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior. their are 3 crime bosses one in blue and the other 2 in red and green.๐Ÿ˜Ž
I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital 1. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 11, 2022
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capitalism

capitalism is a joke.. what else do you need to know
by argdsbnhhgdsfmjgfnxcv bn February 21, 2023
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Physical Capitalism

When a rich person beats up a poor person
Elon Musk canโ€™t beat up that crack addict. Thatโ€™s physical capitalism
by funnyjokehaha October 21, 2019
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Loser capital of the world

Hey mom, whereโ€™s the Loser capital of the world? โ€œGrand Junction, Colorado hun, donโ€™t go there unless you smoke methโ€. Thanks Mom.
by elegantillusion February 4, 2021
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