Canoli Sucker

pertaining to a young, Italian female who has the lung capacity of Michael Phelps and DSL of Angelina Jolie, who can suck a soft ball through a water hose.

Douche Guido: "Hey did you hook up with any girls at that party the other night?"

Alpha Guido: "yea chief, that party was full of Canoli Suckers."

by Sydney Shores July 13, 2009

Carolina Panthers Business

A form of business in which a owner/leader of a company will fire all experienced, hard-working people and hire young and inexperienced workers with cheaper contracts as a way to save money. Whoever runs this kind of business doesn't care what the people around him think.

Husband: After 35 years of working in that facotry the boss, out of nowhere, fires me because of my age and experience.

Wife: Thats a shame. It sounds like the boss wants to save money so he decided to switch to a Carolina Panthers Business.

by rickiej09 November 15, 2010

Carol baskin

killed her husband

where is carol baskins husband? Check the septic tank

by oopsididitagainlol April 20, 2020

Carol

Hot

Carol is hot

by JustinIsCranked January 17, 2021

South Carolinian

-Knows only 3 seasons-Summer, Hurricane season, and Construction season
-Always is made fun of because of their accent
-Only drinks sweet tea
-Some are Ohioans hopping on the Clemson bandwagon
-Has to turn on the AC in the middle of January
-Complains about too many tourists
-Can be seen driving a lifted truck blasting country music
-Says that the most northern that they have been to is North Carolina
-Orders everything fried with a side of collards
-Has to make his/her child's Halloween costume a tank top
-Has been to Norway, Denmark, and Sweeden, South Carolina

The South Carolinian is drinking sweet tea listining to country music

by An actual South Carolinian April 11, 2017

Dumber than Miss South Carolina

When someone gives the answer to a different question because they are too dumb to understand the question they were asked.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.

Q. What is your opinion on the global warming issue?
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.

That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina

by Brunette from the North August 10, 2009

Caolan

Caolan is a Gaelic name which could traditionally only be given to the best young man in an ancient Irish tribe. Children were typically crowned with the name at the age of 12 and from that moment they were destined to become the leaders of the tribe. The children were typically judged on their looks, intelligence, charisma and courage. The word 'Caol' directly translates to narrow which was used to signify the definite narrow choice that was made when judging the children. This tradition is still carried out by many mothers around Ireland today, but it is most prevalent in the Gaeltacht areas. If someone is named Caolan it is most likely that they are intelligent (The name now requires a 10 in Irish standardised testing to be considered legitimate by the Gaelscoils), thus Caolan is a valuable name which would encourage a recruiter to hire someone for a job.

Assistant: These two applicants are equally matched on experience and both performed well in the interviews
Employer: Choose the one named Caolan, his name is proof of his academic ability.

by Cooljim March 21, 2016