A penis, surrounded by pubic hair so simultaneously long, thick and sharp, that it can poke holes in a Coke can.
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The action of holding both arms out in upside down 90 degree angles (like a cactus with upside down arms 🌵) during an awkward or uncomfortable situation when you don’t know how else to respond. Usually paired with an uncomfortable smile 🙃. This is especially used by socially awkward people.
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Get the Awkward Cactus mug.when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)
Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?
Fuck yeah, I did!
Fuck, didn't that hurt?
Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!
Fuck yeah, I did!
Fuck, didn't that hurt?
Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!
by one Fish, two Fisch November 7, 2010
Get the Flowering Cactus mug.This western style position involves three people... two men and one woman (Making it spikey) The fun starts by the woman bending over and touching her feet as one of the men starts to thrust slowly from the back. She then quickly spikes up and raises her leg, resting it on a stool or chair. Then the third party enters from the front.
Drop down and get yo' spikey cactus on.
Sally left with John and Bill with the hope of doing some western dancing, her favorite move is the spikey cactus.
Sally left with John and Bill with the hope of doing some western dancing, her favorite move is the spikey cactus.
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Get the Spikey Cactus mug.1.)an ikea bought cactus stuffed in a white clay pot heavily decorated by a love sick girl and then given to her boyfriend
2.) a poisonous breed of cacti that will melt your liver if stabbed.
2.) a poisonous breed of cacti that will melt your liver if stabbed.
1.) Oh my gosh! Did u see that adorable love cactus jenny made for Luke, it was sooo cute.
2.)That Love Cactus made my son die. Fuck you Jenny.
2.)That Love Cactus made my son die. Fuck you Jenny.
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