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Butthole-Net

A web-like net of hair as a result of tangling, covering a male or female's anal hole (otherwise known as butthole) which cause the backup of fecal matter.
Dude, I totally woke up the other day, took a dump, and didn't realize i had a Butthole-Net. I had to snip that shit with some scissors.
by sofleye November 22, 2010
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Shredding Butthole

An action that describes completely destroying another party in a given game.

A description used to define a given item as "awesome"
Dude! This Porters X2 Ray Gun shreds butthole!

WTF!? This guy is Shredding Butthole!...or at least he's shredding mine.
by hpyman August 29, 2009
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That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

What a redneck would say if the redneck and his friends were out messing around with their shirts off and one of them slaps that redneck real hard on the back this is what that redneck would say
Holy crap dude! "That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!"
by URBANNEDICK May 13, 2015
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Butthole Callus

noun

The condition in which an individual has consumed such a volume of spicy foods, over a length of time, that their anus is no longer torched by the defecation of spicy foods.
"Dude, that habanero is going to tear you up on the way out!"

"Bitch please, I have a butthole callus."

"Oh cool! Sometimes I cry when I poop..."
by MakersandCoke October 19, 2011
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sackfull of dirty buttholes

a stench that cannot be covered with conventional hygiene methods; odoriferous pungence that overwhelms the noses of everyone within the room. Body odor as a result of poor wiping after defecation.
"Bob, I wish you would bleach yourself, You smell like a sackfull of dirty buttholes
by eric moulton March 11, 2008
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Butthole chapman

The act of forming a fist with the middle knuckle protruding and twisting it up someone's ass.
Marc was losing his wrestling match with Tim until giving him a butthole chapman causing Tim to freak out and get pinned.

( origanation-- a highschool wrestling room)
by Deer Man August 24, 2005
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butthaggot

butthaggot, mentioned in the movie napoleon dynamite, refers to a person or animal that is related to a butt because it is not clean or it is digusting. This is an insult to someone who is being a dick fart
-sorry my knife slipped into your hand.
-holy shit you butthaggot!
by Seymore Pinis April 10, 2008
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