Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Club

Very, very bored . . .

Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra

by Leo Calnan October 13, 2010

i r bored

so you are




as am i...

guy: i r bored
other guy: fag

by Gheys February 23, 2005

suburban boredom

a boredom of such extremes that you simply want to punch yourself to make things more interesting. like being in the suburbs

school today had me caught with suburban boredom

by suburban boredom March 14, 2009

boredity

boredom, dealing with boredom

damn, i'm going through boredity!

by ashley August 25, 2003

Booted to safety

Being beaten very very heavily at Pro Evo 6 (either at half-time or full-time).

Craig: Hahaha. You got booted to safety. AGAIN!!

Ross: Fuck off, YOU got booted.

Craig: I'm AAALLL over you!!

Ross: Tevez

by gregreg December 13, 2006

Boredismitus

A deadly disease in the form of boredom.

The doctor said I don't got much longer to live cuz i got boredismitus.

by anbm May 29, 2007

Boredom Epiphany

The moment you say Fuck it and decide get up of your ass and do something useful with your life.

Shit man im bored, i've been trawling UrbanDictionary for the last 5 hours, and I still haven't let the dog back in and Im busting for a dump.

((Boredom Epiphany))

You know what FUCK IT!! I'm letting that bitch in, switching off this computer, shitting on my neighbours lawn and getting on with my life.

by wave103 July 8, 2009