Box Eyes 

A distinct sexual look that is given to signify that one is ready to eat the pussy.

Fugi gave the teacher the box eyes!

Box Eyes by Tyrone Campbell June 17, 2010

Box Party 

A funeral, the ceremony held for a dead person before burial or cremation.

My Grandpa died, time to have fun at a Box Party!

Box Party by Hizzo July 20, 2005

Box Boxing 

A disastrous event that generally occurs during sex between an inexperienced and/or pornography driven male and a poor, unsuspecting female. When the participants are gearing up to do the "deed", the male deems it necessary to take his erect penis, and proceed to SLAP the females vagina in an ill-thought attempt to arouse her.

Consequences of this action are generally yelling, cringing, and prompt cease of sexual activity. Extreme cases will lead to injury, breakups, or imprisonment.

"We were messing around, making out, and getting ready to do it, and all the sudden he started BOX BOXING me! It hurt! I was completely not in the mood after that!"

Box Boxing by Emort June 18, 2008

Box Head 

1) A rare condition where one's skull resembles a square(predominantly with a completely flat top) rather than the normal human head, which is oval shaped.This generally occurs in rednecks, due to lack of diversity in the gene pool.

2) An insult, used to mock people with the condition described in definition 1).

John: Wow Peter, I never noticed how oddly shaped your head is!

Peter: Deh

or

Gary: LOL way to trip walking up the stairs Rus, you Box Head.

Russell: Stop making fun of me, I hate you so much.

Box Head by ilovehamsters69 January 17, 2010

Box Troll 

A box troll is a mythical figure that guards a woman's vagina from penetration until she turns 21.

My girl can't have sex with me on account of her box troll.

Box Troll by 1godlessheathen June 28, 2015

Box Monster 

The natural muscular contractions of the inner vagina that, much to the surprise of the provider of pleasure, grabs a hold of the trespasser and pulls it inward.

When I was fingering my girl last night her Box Monster grabbed my fingers and pulled them deeper into the cave. I was flabbergasted!

Box Monster by theirishpig July 23, 2008

Box of chocolates 

What Forest Gump's mother says life is like.

Forest Gump's mother: 'Life is like a box of chocolates.. ya neva know what you're gonna get!'

Box of chocolates by HappyHippieHugs June 24, 2007