Kerala Blasters

kings of the walkout

Person 1: where is that guy going?

Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable

by username_redacted November 23, 2023

blaster-nig

Used to describe a nigga who is above all else in a group. Tends to demonstrate proficient leadership and the ability to disintegrate at a molecular level all nib's who oppose him (Optional). References a prophesy that go's "one day a nigga like no other will descend from the heavens with extraordinary power. This man will summon KFC from the sky's, be able to bash his enemy's with just uttering the hard R n-word, and can change black crime statistics at will " (wiki article).

This guy can fuck u up. he's the blaster-nig in the group. You get near him and you'll become another person in a black on black crime statistic.

by Enchilada Weiner December 3, 2020

Ghetto Blaster

A rocket launching portable false bit larger (more so then usual portable players but smaller than a 80’s family stereo system) cassette player invented by M

“it’s something we’re inventing for the Americans l. I call it a ghetto blaster” - Q in 1987’s The Living Daylights.

by Cdn_Stoner_420_247 September 26, 2019

Astro Blasters

A game in which only boys can play. Two or more boys jerk off and the first to ejaculate is the winner. A popular game among Football players. You always wondered about the star football player, well you didn't know he was also an Astro Blasting champ too, did you?

On the way back from an away football game, four of the guys played Astro Blasters in the back of the bus. Go figure, Chris would win.

by That Guy Did It.. March 22, 2011

Blasters

Synonym for fingers used while pleasuring a woman.

You gonna fingerblast any ladies tonight?

I don’t have any plans to use the blasters but you never know what can pop up.

by Jpv25 September 18, 2025

Math Blasters

Math teachers who use math equations to get there rocks off.

Teacher 1: Some of the other math teachers and I are creating a group to satisfy our needs. We call it Math Blasters, wanna join?

Teacher 2: That sounds like just what I need to satisfy MY math loving kink.

by anonymous August 15, 2022

pepper blaster

A self defense weapon built by Swiss company Guardian Angel and marketed in the U.S. By Kimber firearms. It fires a blast of pepper spray at high velocity up to 13 feet. It points like a pistol and delivers its payload via a pyrotechnic charge for each of its two shots

Some guy tried to rob my wife with a knife but before he could get to her she hit him with the pepper blaster and he was a miserable ball of agony from then on. Next time though she will use her new Kel Tech p3At...then it's dirt nap time!

by Dapper Dagorhirim May 9, 2015