Bong Man

The coolest person in existence.

That kid is cool, but he's no Bong man.

by pennykcampbelll January 9, 2009

bojongjong

A vagina; A women's private area.

Please close your legs, i can see your bojongjong from here.

by Hornie Frog August 21, 2009

Bonga

GE Locomotive when backlit.

O M G it's a beautiful backlit bonga

by Ddowenn September 5, 2016

bong song

A song written while high on weed.

That song is crazy, it must be a bong song.

by caffeineboy December 9, 2008

bong monkey

Any primate who is a frequent user of marijuana (usually confined to chimps or bonobos because of the intelligence required to operate a water pipe) can become a bong monkey. Traditionally, a bong monkey is initiated into marijuana usage by a human user of the drug, and twosome unite as constant companions. The bong monkey usually serves as a type of "helper monkey," with the monkey acting as caretaker of the pipe- packing the bong with the dried buds and leaves of the marijuana plant, replacing the water when it becomes foul and cleaning the pipe. However, there have been cases of bong monkeys continuing to use the drug after severing their relationship with their human friends. Bong monkeys are very protective of their bongs.
Human stoners find kinship in the relaxed approach to life common in many apes who spend their days sleeping, feasting and copulating in fruit-bearing trees. Bong monkeys don't judge their human friends' lethargic habits. Some bong monkeys have been known to play video games and provide cogent analysis of Tool lyrics.

Yeah, it's cashed. Just hand it to the bong monkey. He'll tap it out and pack it up- but he gets greens.

by Bill Dendis December 5, 2007

bong fry

The unburned marijuana remnants submerged in the water at the bottom of a bong, sometimes discarded with bong water, sometimes filtered, dried and smoked.

He was all out of kind, so he smoked some bong fry to catch a buzz.

by CliftonClowers June 5, 2007

Bongacles

When resen builds up on the downstem of a bubbler or a bong resembling barnacles.

Aw nasty dude! How much pot did you smoke to get those bongacles?!

by NorCal potsmoker March 18, 2009