The nicer way to describe a friend with benefits or fuck buddy or the incident of a friend coming over for sex only.
Tom came over for tea and biscuits last night.
My tea and biscuits guy called me the other day but i was out on a date.
My tea and biscuits guy called me the other day but i was out on a date.
by ava adorable July 21, 2008
by Maurice FitzPenadoe July 12, 2003
THE UNTZ IS THAT FEELING YOU GET WHEN BROWNIE DROPS THE BOMBS LIKE NAPALM ON YOUR GROOVE JUNGLE AKA SOUL, MANGS CHILLS TO THE SIDE WITH THE SWANG DIP SWANG DIP SWANG DIP, A BUNKER BOMB TO YOUR DEEMSTER TRENCH AKA MINDS EYE. ALAN CHILLS IN THE BACK WITH THE TSKA TSKA TSKA, A GROOVE MISSLE SET ON B'GOCK, AND BARBS BRINGS IT ALL BACK HOME WITH THE DEEDLE DE DEE DEEDLE DE DEE, A PSYCHIC BREAKDOWN MINE, HIDDEN IN THE TRANCE PASTURE, BLOWING OPEN YOUR BISCO CHAKRA, THAT IS THE UNTZ.
You: Disco Biscuits
Me: LOLBISCO!
Me: LOLBISCO!
by lolbisco May 28, 2011
A game in which a group of boys crowd round a biscuit and try to ejaculate onto it. When there is only one person left who hasn't ejaculated, he must eat the biscuit.
Some kids played limp biscuit last night. No one ate the biscuit because they all thought the first guy to get an erection in the company of other guys was gay so they killed him.
by GAYGAY August 17, 2006
by walms August 27, 2008
Girl-on-girl hole grinding, where the legs are intertwined and participants are rubbing their ladyparts vigorously against each other.
by The Kerb November 21, 2006
The opposite of a gravy train job where you do nothing all day, a biscuit train usually requires full effort.
"I'm gettin' too old to be riding this biscuit train everyday!"
I'm dead tired from riding the biscuit train all day.
"Suck it up boys! We're on a biscuit train with gravy wheels!"
I'm dead tired from riding the biscuit train all day.
"Suck it up boys! We're on a biscuit train with gravy wheels!"
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009