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girlfriend

the one the boy worked so hard to get
without looking like a drooling pig staring at her beautiful body
but decided to act like she didnt like him at first
just to see how much he really thought he loved her
GIRLS: don't be so cruel!!
i really dont understand how someone could get pleasure
out of someones pain
a good girlfriend should try her BEST not to be a bitch.

Boy: Sorry can you say that again?
Girl: oh my fucking jesus!! why the fuck do i always have to repeat everything to you?? holy fuck. god- jesus. you're such a dumbass.
by girl tuesday<369 June 7, 2007
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plump girlfriend

a plump scene girl with an emo/scene boyfriend.

all take extream scene pictures of themselves and post them on myspace, all pictures look the same. and all are plump.

their boyfriends are usually skinny and very attractive. you get very jeleous because you are not their plump girlfriend.

x.
jay: OMG that scene boy is so hot

christine: yea but he has a major plump girlfriend
by reow April 24, 2006
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Girlfriends

A group of girls (usually 1-5 in the group) tougher than the parole board a guy has to impress when he decides to get further on in a relationship with a girl. Will think one way about the guy in front of their friend, but talk about him like vultures to the girl behind his back.
Ashley: Girlfriends, this is my new boyfriend, Matt.
Matt: Hey.

(The girl leaves the room)

Liana: So, Matt, do you love Ashley? Do you feel she's the one for you?

Matt: Yes.

Melanie: What do you do for a living?

Matt: I'm a fitness instructor.

Aisha: What car do you drive?

Matt: Dodge Nitro.

(Girl comes back, guy leaves with her.)

Girl #1: he seems really nice. I like him.
Girl #2: Me too, he has a nice job, nice car, he's hot, he's perfect.
Girl # 3: I approve of him. I think she should stay with him.
by Tanauthority7979 December 20, 2010
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horrible girlfriend

by freddym February 5, 2009
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whole girlfriend

A whole girlfriend is what most of these lames dudes out here have at home. Trying to make all the other hoes their half girlfriends!
Forget that nigga craig, I heard he has a whole girlfriend at home.
by shanagains9211 August 8, 2016
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The best girlfriend ever

The best girlfriend ever isn’t just your ordinary girl, she’s amazing but has one key feature, her name is Liv! She’s the best and you can always rely on her to make you smile and laugh in the worst situations!
“Who’s the best girlfriend ever”

It’s liv of corse!”
by Thomas Black October 28, 2019
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girlfriend slice

A small slice of pizza cut away from a larger slice. The girlfriend slice tends to make up roughly twenty percent of the total slice.
Forgetting to ask the pizza guy to cut off a girlfriend slice, the man ended up giving away half of his entire slice, much of which went uneaten.
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