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sad beige mom

A mom who only has beige stuff for "aesthetics."
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Sad beige mom

A sad beige Mom is a woman (usually millennial) who does not let her kids have color, *for the sake of an aesthetic.* There are variations of the sad beige mom, there are sad white moms and grey moms too. Basically everything in their house from clothes to furniture and walls are shades of beige (or white and grey) simply because they like the look of it. The kids are literally experiencing sensory depravation in their own homes. All for the sake of someone’s house looking like a pintrest board.
Hey, did you know (name) was a Sad beige mom?

What the hell, I feel bad for her kids
by WildWildInterwebz May 2, 2024
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Stinky Berg

When a woman can’t finish during sex unless she shoves a dildo in her asshole and double penetrates herself
Bro, I had sex with this girl at my place - man she didn’t have her dildo and couldn’t finish without the Stinky Berg!
by Lil Pachito May 4, 2024
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Stinky Berg

When a woman can not finish during sex unless she experiences an anal penetration simultaneously
Bro, I hooked up with her last night, but she couldn’t cum without the Stinky Berg and she didn’t have her dildo
by Lil Pachito May 13, 2024
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Stinky Berg

When a woman cannot finish during sex unless she uses a vibrator on her
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Dude I was with that girl and she could finish without the “stinky berg”
by Lil Pachito May 29, 2024
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Going Beige

When a person with many hobbies begins to age and simplifies their hobbies down to one or two interests, often times hyper focusing on those interests with others in the same position.
You went from skydiving and marathon running to building model trains in the basement — you’re going beige, bro
by GangsterRapperBigCheeseMcGee October 15, 2025
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The Man in Beige

French tall guy who wears a light brown suit when he is supposed to wear in dark as requested by the invitation card ("E' gradito l'abito scuro").
Hey man, look at Leo Whites, what a ugly tie! He's like The Man in Beige! What a moron!
by pipistrone October 27, 2004
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