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by SpicyGuac04 January 11, 2022
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Racial slur towards Asian men
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by xiong.editor October 15, 2025
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“He kicked open the meeting with pure benjamin energy—zero prep, maximum chode confidence, declared himself the pimp of the plan, got absolutely nothing done, and somehow still left smiling like he’d won.” 🔥
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