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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.
Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.
by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017
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Nevuh been wit a baddie

A term that defines someone who has indeed never been with a baddie.
Yo dude! I nevuh been wit a baddie, she calm so I add her to the tally.
by Nevuh been wit a baddie February 10, 2022
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we've been hanged!

Lied to for a useless reason to make money.
We've been hanged!!!!!!!!!!
by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023
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Time Has Not Been Kind To These Celebs

that ad we get on urban dictionary that has that ugly cringy woman in the picture. but if you think about it it is true time really hasnt been giving a shit about these people
Oh my goones shes so fucking ugly
"well Time Has Not Been Kind To These Celebs"
by tecopux September 14, 2022
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Jake beens

Like 7 feet tall, probably plays foot ball, Interesting guy
“Omg! that’s Jake beens, Did you know he has two midget cousins
by I love you Pookie bear June 9, 2025
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somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed

taylor swift is shit” - npc
“somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed” - a god

nevermind
by taylor’s left toe November 27, 2022
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