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Belgian Saladbowl V.2

When a male takes lettuce, spinach, and other favorable salad ingredients and inserts them into a females butt. Then, covering his penis with Thousand Island dressing he begins to have sex with her doggy style until it's the man finishes, upon this the man takes a salad bowl and fills it with the Salad and forces the female to eat it.
Bob gave Devlin a Belgian Saladbowl V.2, that bitch ate it all.
by jef-f June 7, 2011
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Belgium

Small European country, capital Antwerpen. In the Northern part of Belgium is the city Brussel (= in English Brussels), where the European government debates about boring stuff.

The Northern half of Belgium speaks a form of Dutch called "Vlaams" (= Flamish), the less developed part, the southern part, speaks French.
Belgium is located South of The Netherlands.
by Jafje May 20, 2007
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Port-begging

"Port-begging" is a term within the video game community that describes the act of requesting for a certain video game to be ported to another platform outside of the one it is currently available for.

Porting is the act of converting a video game that was designed to run on one specific platform, to run on another platform(s).

In most cases, this is usually an honest and innocent request from fans who own a particular gaming platform to have a game they fancy be brought over to their platform so that they and others may enjoy it. However, it may start to become annoying once they start displaying signs of desperation and/or whininess.

There have been some instances where port-begging actually resulted in success, the biggest example being Dark Souls. Members of the PC gaming community started an online petition to Bandai Namco, publisher of Dark Souls, to release the game for the PC. Their voices were heard, and to the PC the game went.
Man, don't you just hate it when people port-beg? Why don't they just shut up about it and just enjoy the games they have available to them...

I dunno man, Dark Souls got brought to the PC largely thanks to the port-begging. And look how popular it got. Besides, what's wrong with people asking for a game they're interested in be brought to their favorite platform? That way, more people get to enjoy a game.

That's not the part I have a problem with.It's when they get desperate and belligerent that it starts bothering me. It's unbecoming.
by DeeeFoo December 7, 2016
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Beegie_B

The best person in the world. This person was once a complete noob when it came to the world of asskicking but than they learn their ways and become uber

In Short: An Uber person that is envied by every single living soul on the face of the earth.
My God! I wish I was like that Beegie_B, but I'm just a noob
by Miroslaw December 14, 2004
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Begging the Beef

A person that begs in a pretty trampy or desperate manner, normally for something they will never recieve. Used especially if the begger starts going "Please......please, please???"
"Dude, I'm not buying you a freakin' pint, so stop begging the beef man."

"You think if I beg the beef, she'll gimme her number?"
by MikeOWNED December 9, 2008
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Belgian Standards

The term Belgian Standards (often abbreviated as BS) originally referred to the relatively lower standards of attractiveness to which American expatriates held their compatriots while living abroad. The Belgian Standard has been colloquially dubbed "the expat's beer goggles" in reference to poor sexual decisions expatriates frequently make under its influence.

Another common reference to Belgian Standards is the Belgian Ultimatum, similar to the Desert Island Ultimatum in which one person asks another if they would sleep with a member of the opposite sex when stranded on a desert island with no other options. However, in the Belgian Ultimatum, the proposed scenario is generally used as a more subtle technique to suss out whom an individual would sleep with if they had to lower their standards substantially, but still retained a nominal modicum of selectivity.

An often-confused similar term, British Standards, denotes the opposite phenomenon, in which Americans living abroad begin to hold their American peers to higher standards based on the relatively higher attractiveness of the native inhabitants of the foreign country in which they live. In such cases, the so-called All-American moral values of the opposite sex simply do not cut it and fail to substantially improve the attractiveness of fellow expatriates.
"He might be autistic and from Iowa, but against Belgian Standards he's looking pretty good."
by Someone hook up already July 5, 2006
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Beginners Brain

The notion whereby the cock has had physical contact with the mouth but not enough to warrant full brain.
Tyrrell: I got brain lads!!!!!

The Lads: Nah mate you got beginners brain
by Diggery Dave March 25, 2011
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