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Tomato Baseball

The act of a male engaging in vigorous vaginal intercourse with a female while she is pregnant, specifically in the earlier months of her term when the fetus resembles a medium sized tomato or so does the head of it.
“Girl you wanna go watch a ball game with me?”
“What do you want to watch on TV dear?”
“Nah, I’m gonna play some tomato baseball with little kiddo in there, take your pants off”
by Jakerthememebaker August 4, 2021
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Inside Baseball

Purposefully playing a game or doing an activity in a way that will break it.
"I invited Ellie over to guest at our DnD game last night, I had no idea they were gonna play inside baseball."
by foreverllilll_ September 26, 2021
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baseball

a rlly gay sport ngl
John: Oh dude you play baseball?
Alex: Yeah its super fun dude
by poop man 5000 May 30, 2021
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Patient Baseball

Denying a patient care who brings a high risk of involving you in a malpractice case stemming from other doctors.
The doctors here in Indianapolis have been playing patient baseball with me since Dr. Clark botched a surgery and another doctor refused to treat me for foreign body reaction, to the mesh that he put in after being acknowledging in records that I did not approve.
by Leithian September 1, 2021
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Nigerian Baseball

When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.
Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.
by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025
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Oklahoma City Baseball Bat

The Oklahoma City Baseball Bat is an erotic method where a male breaks there dick via a baseball bat and then smears feces and soap on it.
Dude, Mark just did the Oklahoma City Baseball Bat.
by Pissguy9 June 25, 2025
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C team baseball

A group of C team baseball players at Fort Collins High School who fingered, oiled, jerked, and sucked each other off on a bus.
Did you hear about C team baseball? Yeah what they did was crazy.
by Melvin F August 26, 2025
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