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double barreled sausage

When a man has sex with a woman and each pump alternates between her ass and vagina
Dude, I totally banged Becky last night. Gave her the double barreled sausage.
by SonOfGustaf November 26, 2017
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pissing down a barrel

This phrase has absolutely nothing to do with getting drunk.

More accurately, 'pissing down the barrel', a phrase used by the British Army of the Napoleonic Era. Referring to the battlefield expedient of urinating down the barrel of a musket to clear black powder residue, when you didn't have the time or opportunity to clean it properly with clean water. The phrase became a way of referring to any action taken as an improvised expedient; then becoming a synonym for emergency or last-chance measures; and finally used to refer to any action that seems hopeless or with little chance of success.
"Dig in and hold them as long as you can."
"We may as well be pissing down a barrel."

"The approach will not be easy. You are required to manoeuvre straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set up a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes."
"That's impossible, even for a computer. It's like trying to piss down a barrel!"
by Ethdhelwen January 1, 2017
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sweedish barrel roll

When you jerk it while eating sweedish fish in your step moms bathtub
Mr milfer sweedish barrel rolled 3 times in one day
by Akamrnewyork January 29, 2017
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Pickle Barrel Pounder

A man who has rough sex with drunken barrel shaped women.
Where did that fat drunk bitch go? I don't know but twenty bucks says Todd's playing the role of pickle barrel pounder.
by pooeyscooter August 25, 2011
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Double-barrel name

A first name consisting of two first names.
"What's you're name?"
"My name is Liam-James Kearney"
"Oh, you have a double-barrel name"
by Whaddiyatalkinabeet October 25, 2016
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double barrel squirtgun

A double squirtgun is when a man is having a 3-way with two girls, and the girls are laying next to each other and squirt at the same time.
Jon: I had a 3-way last night?
Bob: Was there a double barrel squirtgun?
Jon: You bet!
by Tyronasoures October 6, 2016
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barrell full of monkeys

When a group of men stand in a circle to jerk each other off, you stroke the guy to the right while cupping the guy to the left of you, therefore your arms are bent like that of a plastic monkey from barrell full of monkeys
Dude, you know frat boys sit around jerking one another looking like a barrell full of monkeys
by toadpuss September 11, 2011
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