Ring Barking

When you are screaming to deficate, turtle head poking brown dragon peaking out your hole and you rush in to the toilet - let it rip without realising there is zero toilet paper, none whatsoever, just the brown cardboard cylindrical centre. Unroll the brown cardboard from its triangular edge and create what resembles a piece of bark. Now wipe your ring'ole with this. This is the act of ring barking.

Had two options, rip one off in the sink and use the tap as a bidet or full ring barking hunter gather style. Went with the latter.

by Boogaloo_Shyrimp January 14, 2026

The Dogs Were Barking

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley

John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!

by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011

men in blacking

To erase so it appears as following events never occurred. Commonly used on Facebook by deleting comments in a thread.

Edward and Alec were arguing over my profile picture on Facebook. It was so embarrassing I told them I'm men in blacking their comments.

by The Teen Dream October 30, 2013

Two-finger bracing

A classic move for a night filled with xanax and natty light when the male is no longer impressed with his one night stand. He takes two fingers, places them alongside his semi-erect penis, and braces for impact alongside the vaginal wall.

I found a webkinz stuffed animal while he was two-finger bracing me in his Jeep Wrangler.

by pandakeith April 19, 2018

All your mates are backing you up

A phrase used to signify that the subject has little to no support on their opinion

Jimmy: I think that we should all get more homework
John: All your mates are backing you up, trust me!

by Pavement Misuse September 10, 2018

Where’s the dog barking?

Where’s the party at, where’s shit going down?

Hey bruh, I wanna do something tonight, where’s the dog barking?

by NordicNate February 1, 2019

Dogs are Barking

If someone’s dogs are barking, it usually means they’re wearing open toed shoes or their feet stink

dude, did you see her sandals? her dogs are barking!

by cheese ball 47 July 16, 2022