band bitch

A volunteer slave. Someone, male or female, who will do anything for the band for free just to hang out and be near them: tote equipment, wash thier car/laundry, babysit, walk and feed the dog, head off unwanted visitors, go out and bring back fast food/condoms/beer, fill out paperwork. The female version likes to make it very clear they are not there to sleep with band.

Band bitch mottos: "WE ARE NOT GROUPIES!!! We're Band- Aids. We are devoted fans. We're here to support the band. We do it for the music."

Has a false sense of superiority over groupies and those who are in the business for the money.

"Tommy got the band bitch to distract the photographer for him. She didn't know he was sneaking out to be with that other girl."

by so42gob4dawn August 2, 2006

band kid

basically anyone named jacob

"so i was talking to jacob, and damn is that kid such a band kid!"

by makingfunofpeoplelol May 25, 2021

garage band

an amateur band of usually highschoolers that plays in a garage or an unofficial place for fun

ya know one direction used to be a garage band before they got famous

by cyberghosthate January 16, 2016

band buddy

your closest friends in band. you have tons of inside jokes, make fun of non-band members, and laugh at stupid words like duty and uranus. together you make evil plans, insane pranks, and have crazy competions

person 1: can i be your favorite band buddy of the day?

person 2: no, you're too annoying
person 1: you suck balls!

by honorband71 March 27, 2010

Rubber banding

When losing opponents are given an unfair advantage in a video game (most commonly found in racing games)

I can't win any races in Mario Kart because there's so much rubber banding.

by Ian H June 25, 2008

da band

an over rated rap group selected out of various auditions and later signed by p.diddy. they sound like very other wanna be rapper out there with their cheap generic word play and irratible way repeating catch hooks.

man you sound like da band

by x January 11, 2004

Band-Aid

when you cant fix something right away, but you hafta settle it down or at least put it off for a while

"Shit! well, ig its okay for now, i jus put a band-aid on the situation.." -taylor

by C-Hud April 17, 2006