Amanda

A fucking whore that can die in hell because she is the shittiest fucking person in the world. Also looks like an elephant with a dick as a nose and an asshole as the body. She also has no sense of fashion and nobody wants to see her damn green striped shirt, and navy and green don't go. Colorblind bat.

Friend: who is your teacher?
Me: Fucking Amanda

by blowmyengine May 28, 2019

Amanda

condition of having a cat nose and being ugly

Amanda's ugly, she has a cat nose.

by amanda, layne, and angieee December 25, 2007

Amanda

Amanda is a girl who is funny..hilarious actually and who thinks Sean Paul actually says "No Matter What Your Mother Says" in the "Sexy Punkie" song.

Song: "It no matta what yo man a say"
Amanda's version: "No matter what your mother says"

by StephyB February 6, 2010

Amanda Mo

the most beautiful, smart, amandazing person in the world.

Amanda Mo is my love

by 428745401852452 September 9, 2012

amanda fucking palmer

An extremely alcoholic drink cocktail consisting of a mix of lemonade, iced tea, and moonshine, in such proportions that when set to an open flame, the drink combusts. Best paired with Trout Heart.

"Dude, this Amanda Palmer is kicking my ass."
"Well, have you tried an Amanda Fucking Palmer?"
"Um..."
*Sets drink on fire*

"Holy shit. Gimme."

by ZorkianStove August 4, 2015

Amanda

a petite asian girl with a poppin personality. You may think she's is a little bitch at first but when you get to know her she's actually not that bad. She is a great friend to take naps with and will murder all your cats.

person 1: omg my cat is missing!
person 2: An Amanda probably killed .

by billy ray June 15, 2017

Amanda

To be loved

Hello, my name is Amanda and I am sweet and sassy.

by Twiz37 January 13, 2019