Twat Band

When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.

"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"

by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010

The Twitter Twat

Term used by David Cameron to describe people engaging in frequent instantaneous communication on Twitter

Too many twits might make The Twitter Twat

by Paul Pontin July 31, 2009

twat oil

A deliciously pungent oil with a high smoking point, roughly equivalent to flaxseed oil, only much fishier. Perfect for seasoning cast iron or de Bruyer pans.

Dude, where did you get that twat oil? These omelettes are delicious!

by pan man November 13, 2013

Bramer Twat

A phrase used by some country folk. It is meant to be an insult. Bramer being a slang term for a specific breed of bovine (brahman). Basically referring to a person as being a cow's vagina.

Clint: "Dude why are you such an asshole?"

Joey: "Aww, quit being such a Bramer Twat."

by lullabysummers March 8, 2009

waffly twat

It's a phrase Dan Howell uses. Check him out

Being a waffly twat. Dan Howell 2011

by Phan Trash 1 number 1 ok September 23, 2017

Twat Blocker

To prevent another fellow woman from sleeping with a man. Like "Cock Blocker" but for a woman.

You are a twat blocker!

Sorry to Twat Block you, but he's mine!

You be creative.

by Youdontneedtoknow May 6, 2012

twat-spat

An argument or debate between two females. The subject of the argument will be relatively minor and the two shall remain friendly during and after the twat-spat.

That was a wicked Scrabble game! Kelly and Julie were having twat-spats over every word the other spelled!

by keltikfyre October 28, 2010