medium adult

This term is obviously used after a 2-5 day bender when you know you are being irresponsible. It’s great with friends bc it’s funny but you know you’re in shit creek with your job.

Hey Jenny, you have to cover for me with the tiny tots on the monkey bars and the little ones on the roller coaster. I blew Steve til 8 am and feel like a medium adult today. Cover for me...please cover for me...

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 16, 2018

Baby Adult

A child who has passed the age of 18 but is still not financially independent.

My baby adult still mooches off of us

by LordOfMischief February 15, 2025

Adult

People who take bath twice a day

She's such an adult, she's always fresh.

by SirUnknown2 October 23, 2020

Adulting

Adulting (Verb); to familiarize oneself with the now obvious reality of adulthood. To feel ok with the transition from teenager to a young adult, and to notice slight but significant changes in one's life like, {paying bills, saving money, and time management}

Pam; Hey rick wanna go grab a drink tonight?

Rick; Jesus Pam, it's Monday, I have to do a bunch of work and we are in a recession so NO!

Pam; damn, rick you're adulting bro.

Rick; Fuck yea I am. And you better start too.

by Hawaiian Penguin January 19, 2023

Group of Disney adults

An amber alert

A group of Disney adults is called an amber alert.
An amber alert went to Disneyland because it is their only joy in life.

by mausee September 20, 2023

Paradox of the responsible adult

"Paradox of the responsible adult":
advocate or companion says exactly same as patient: former listened to, latter barely acknowledged/too articulate to need help or support.

Suddenly begins to feel like invalidated, ignored, infantilised,or spoken-at by professionals - irrespective of needs, urgency, complexity, education, age, or life experience.

Always the same issue with advocacy and experiencing same 'paradox of the responsible adult', no matter how old or educated.

by Bane Defiance December 18, 2022