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Baxter Academy

Quite possibly the weirdest high school East of the Mississippi River... Baxter Academy is notorious for being the meme-fuel that all the other schools use. The school has a program called "Flex Friday" which normally consists of a mixture of insane personal projects and just flat-out goofing off. The school also has a very large population of LGBT+ students, so if your gay and don't wanna look like an outcast, this is your school. Most of the students here also ski like there's no tomorrow, and one time the school even called a "powder day" right after a snowstorm. Another immensely popular fixation is robotics, with Baxter's team winning the first robotics competition and Thomas Cup more often than the Patriots win the Super Bowl. The Monday-Thursday academics program is amazingly lenient compared to other high schools, with most of the teachers being super down to earth and rarely assigning homework. However, the higher administration has been horribly inconsistent over the past few years, with a bunch of new principals and board members trying to make the school a living hell for faculty and students alike. About 75% of the original faculty has quit over the past few years because of this, but it always does seem somewhat easy for them to find replacement teachers. As for colleges, universities love to see Baxter on people's resumes, but a lot of times folks fall flat on their face when they get there, because most college professors suck when compared to Baxter Teachers.
"He goes to Baxter Academy???"

"He's probably a gay guy who draws dank memes while skiing down Jordan Bowl at Sunday River"
by winweather04 November 13, 2021
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Central Academy

Really chaotic elementary school where students will say swears when teachers aren't around and some teachers have fears revolving around them and the gym teacher says girls vs boys and some people act like they're drunk sometimes for some reason and it is so weird and the tech teacher KEEPS CHANGING and the swings are probably gonna probably like break at any second and the swings keep getting flipped over the bar and become very tall or they are very short that only kindergarteners can get on it
it was a hellhole
A: Hey bro wanna go to the central academy playground place after the school closes for the day?
B: FUCK NO THAT PLACE WAS A HELLHOLE
by The Rat in Your Attic September 14, 2021
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Woodkirk academy

Shit school... dont send your kid there
Woodkirk academy is a shit school dont send your kids there.
Woodkirk academy is a prison for children
by Shit skls March 2, 2022
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Capstone academy

A hell hole full of snobby white rich kids but at least there’s only 3 days a week and 4 hours a day you’ll have to get through 😀👍🏻
Mylie stone is capstone academy’s queen bee
by UrMomIsHot;) November 24, 2021
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Loyola Academy

A place where the stupid kid goes when they know they won’t get into ignatius.
“I just failed my test.”

“Do you go to Loyola Academy?”
“Yes.”
“No surprise there.”
by IhateLoyola May 3, 2018
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Falmouth Academy

Falmouth Academy is an academically rigorous, coed, college-preparatory day school for grades 7-12 It is guided by teachers who believe that students willing to work hard can meet the demands of a challenging core curriculum that explores English, history, science, mathematics, foreign language and the arts. Essential to FA's teaching is the cultivation of reading, writing and speaking skills, as well as analytical and critical thinking.
Falmouth Academy students are well prepared for college and beyond.
by Urbaned July 1, 2007
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Yate academy

So glad I left the teachers where a bunch of cunts and no lie I recon the only thing I left was a growth spurt on the head teachers head the dick on her head is about 12inch so it’s probably biggest thing you have seen since Susan boil broke the X factor but mr Baker is a lad 🐑🐑
Wow I love my day

Add yate academy to it “I wanna fucking die plz slash my wrists”
by Bob flossy September 9, 2019
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