Sam

Sam is a quiet guy who only shows who he really is to his best friends, he trusts no one and is very wise. Everyone needs a Sam in there life and any girl is lucky to have Sam as a boyfriend. Sam can make your life amazing or he can ruin it, depends on how you act towards him.

He looks like a sam, we should deffo shag him.

by Thesupertranslator April 25, 2019

Sam

Usually has a small penis and never can keep a relationship also is most likely to live on the streets.

The guy that guy on the street he looks homless dissapointed it must be a sam.

by Wolfy101101101 November 21, 2016

Sam

A really really dumb kid that cant do anything. A virgin that likes it shout Fortnite

Hi sam. You are really dumv

by Joneil June 5, 2019

Sam

Fat booty

Passionate about food

Loves long words he has no idea how to use

Proper cute

Nickname is SMIT

That Sam there Yh is a batty boi

by Flappedit123 May 28, 2019

Sam

Sam is a picka, which means cunt in Serbian. It’s ok tho, he slays and everyone loves him, but he’ll still be alone forever (unless he marries Evie)

Sam is a sam

by Bananananannananannanaa February 5, 2018

Sam

Sam is the name of one who constantly faps to My Little Pony, and lies about him liking hentai. He also makes plenty of VERY dirty jokes when he feel awkward. In other words, Sam is a very dirty person, who tries to fit in to the group, even though he lies about being dirty all the time.

Gabe: Damn. That test was hard af!
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....

Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.

by McAuliffeScholarIlluminati69 June 2, 2016

Sam

A super big thot. Ignores friends to talk to gingers. Extremely petty. Pretends to be hurt to get out stuff. Is addicted to caffeine and has coffee breath. And father has the dean of students at the high school.

Me: Why aren't swimming today
Sam: I have loose tendons

by sandwichmaker2004 December 6, 2018