Heather: A name given to a fat hideously ugly low bred scottish whore from a family of scum bags, A common trait is being born from a whore mother who has had numerous children with different men.
Often known for being delusional about own success & place in the world.
People named Heather are often bastards who's fathers hate & disown them & new step fathers equally hate them but can not disown them because they rely on the Whore mothers meger income to survive.
Due to scottish heritage Heather is filthy dirty and has revolting personal hygiene, Constantly passing gas due to rank scottish diet & having a stinking vagina are common for Heather.
KEY NOTES FOR HEATHER.
1: FAT UGLY.
2: STINKING VAGINA.
3: HUMAN TOILET
4: SCUM BAG FROM A LONG LINE OF SCUMBAGS.
5 DELUSIONAL ABOUT SELF WORTH & PLACE IN THE WORLD.
6: BORN FROM A WHORE MOTHER.
Often known for being delusional about own success & place in the world.
People named Heather are often bastards who's fathers hate & disown them & new step fathers equally hate them but can not disown them because they rely on the Whore mothers meger income to survive.
Due to scottish heritage Heather is filthy dirty and has revolting personal hygiene, Constantly passing gas due to rank scottish diet & having a stinking vagina are common for Heather.
KEY NOTES FOR HEATHER.
1: FAT UGLY.
2: STINKING VAGINA.
3: HUMAN TOILET
4: SCUM BAG FROM A LONG LINE OF SCUMBAGS.
5 DELUSIONAL ABOUT SELF WORTH & PLACE IN THE WORLD.
6: BORN FROM A WHORE MOTHER.
HEATHER: "I'm a CEO at a very important IT company, No one else can do the job right so I have to do everything !"
PERSON: "No you answer the phone at a telemarketing business no one has ever heard of you fuck ugly human toilet...."
HEATHERS FREINDS: "Heather's Vagina stinks because her whore mother taught her to wipe her arse the wrong way after a shit, She dose it back to front & smears the shit into her vagina "
PERSON: "No you answer the phone at a telemarketing business no one has ever heard of you fuck ugly human toilet...."
HEATHERS FREINDS: "Heather's Vagina stinks because her whore mother taught her to wipe her arse the wrong way after a shit, She dose it back to front & smears the shit into her vagina "
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