milking the pipe

An expression invented by Blake hessel meaning to have a wank, based off milking a cow however the pipe is a metaphor for a man's penis.

Soz man I'll be on in 10 just gotta milk the pipe XD
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...

by Xxdudexx October 10, 2018

The Milk Man

The God of Family Abandonment

Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...

Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...

Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...

Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...

Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?

The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .

by Worcestersh1re December 4, 2022

milk top

when a girl gives you head so good u nut all on her face (milk being nut, top as in being her head)

dam, man oh girl gives some hell of a milk top

by sms boys June 3, 2009

Blue Milk

Typical lean concoction (promethazine and codeine) but replaces Sprite with Milk. Usually also served with additional painkillers or xanax present.

That Blue Milk had him whoozy at the party, he doesn't remember a thing.

by LilCConThatBeat October 20, 2023

Skin Milk

Skin milk is cum from your penis.

Yo bitch taste my skin milk!

by fresh boy! November 26, 2016

Dad with the milk

GREAT DAY! Your dad is back with the milk.

OMG! My dad with the milk, Is coming!

by BruhDictionary February 19, 2022

Milk pistol

A man's penis.

Billy: I have a gun, do you want to see it?
Sallie: Sure, what kind is it?
Billy: It's a Milk pistol. Sometimes it takes kinda long to shoot, but I think you'll be ok. Let me show you how it works.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo March 13, 2018