dusty money

Money that you find underneath the couch cushions.

Homies and I used some dusty money to hit up fourth meal at Taco Bell after killing three grandfather roaches.

by Frostyballz July 21, 2014

Dusty Mustang

The times where old men still get it up high enough to do their wives olden style.

Old woman: Happy Birthday Herbet!
Old man: Thank you deary
Old woman: I think this calls for a special night tonight...
Old man: Just you wait sugar pie, I'm gonna bust out the ol' Dusty Mustang on you.

by Dick Riculous March 15, 2011

Slim Dusty

The male coats his penis in cinnamon powder, and his lover proceeds to give him a blowjob. All will listening to the music stylings of ‘Slim Dusty’.

Guy 1- “ I gave Tracey the ‘Slim Dusty’ last night”.
Guy 2- “ Wow! I heard that’s terrible for your lungs”.

by BoringWhiteGuy September 16, 2020

Dusty Munger

Really obscure slang for slapping someone on the back hard. The word came about because Dusty Munger is an annoying asshole. Used by Mountain Phoenix students.

Holy shit dude, watch out hes gonna give you a Dusty Munger

by michaelwave May 23, 2023

Dusty Lincoln

Jizz on someones face and attach shaved pubes.

Jay's beard looks like a dusty lincoln

by Penguids August 18, 2021

Dusty Douglas

When you’re getting ready to give your best girl the best sex of her life out in her Pa’s barn, and a guy wipes his penis on some barn dust before he commences sex with his girl. Hence, the Dusty Douglas

“I was out at Charlene’s farm last night. And I gave her the Dusty Douglas. She was so mad!”

by You Really Dont Wanna Know December 19, 2021

Dusty Router

When an IT professional has sex with someone more than twice their age while performing their official duties.

"Yeah, Todd helped old lady Thatcher on the seventh floor with her new login and gave her the dusty router right in her office!"

"Door open?"

"You know it."

by Positive Control February 26, 2018