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your ass is mine

A threat. Used to indicate the speaker's intent to exact serious retribution from the owner of said ass. The literal threat is that the speaker will take ownership of the ass as their property and will freely penetrate the anus at their discretion, either for sexual pleasure, to inflict pain, or both. However, this literal act is rarely the intended form of punishment the speaker wishes to mete out. Usually, the speaker wishes to convey they will exert the full extent of their authority over the other person to assert dominance over them. Loss of bodily autonomy illustrates submission.

Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."

Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.

Related phrases:

You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.
The game is over, your ass is mine! (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)
by a_null_bandit December 28, 2023
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Shake your big ass

When your home boy looking so good so you just gotta ask him to twerk for the one time
Friend 1: "Yo what's up bro"

Friend 2: "Shake your big ass"

Friend 1: "Okay daddy"
by Bl6tz June 6, 2021
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Bleeding From Your Ass

That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.

Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?
Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"

Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."
by ItIsLizaNotLisaGetItRight January 27, 2023
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your ass from page two

by Paul Annette July 31, 2021
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Shut your ass

Used as shut up or you really need to shut your ass with a manpon
Shut your ass up Gary!

Well I have some manpons with me so-
by Spoon_party November 8, 2020
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KELP YOUR ASS

To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage
I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom
by Deifiner111426 February 9, 2021
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Try sticking your head up your ass

One of the greatest insults in cinema history; Insult used by Scarface when he’s about to be chsinsawed.
Scarface: Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.
by SiL3Nt J September 30, 2023
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