Xbox 360

The best fucking machine ever invented, after the computer.

John- "I would rather play my Xbox 360 that have sex with Carmen Electra!"

Ralph- "Not sure I would do that, buddy."

by DGlaze April 17, 2007

xboxcism

a religion that was created october 14 2010 which praises the xbox and microsoft

Fuck christiantity im converting to xboxcism!

by linko259 October 17, 2010

Xbox Live

That one place where little kids can swear and rage without being tracked and hung with their own vocal cords

Your average Xbox Live convo:

Kid: *)#^%#(*^$#(_&^#

Another Kid: GHOPUEHBFOURHGIJL

Hacker: *Finds kids' Personal Info*

The kids are found hung by their vocal chords

by InvisibleWater September 2, 2012

Xbox

A console used by only the best of the best. If you use and Xbox, you definelty get bitches. If you play on ps4, you’re a virgin.

“Damnnn, look at Joe, he’s playing an Xbox, I bet he gets hella bitches”

by bayix June 27, 2018

xbox

what happens when you tell a multibillionare that he doesnt know how to have a good time.

Man1:bill gates is no fun

bill gates:no im not; look at this
(shows Man1 xbox)

Man1:ok your cool

by karanandos meneski August 13, 2005

Xbox 360

A complete and utter piece of technological Shite. If not properly maintained, this console WILL crash in no more than One and a Half (182.5 days)years.

disgruntled XBOX 360 gamer: "hey man, my second 360 just Red Ringed, and my warrenty Expired six months ago, while it was still in the store. I have no money to renew my warrenty, so what should I do?"

PS3 owner: "Feed your XBOX 360 full of 5.56 rounds and get a Playstation 3. Ive had mine since they were first released and it works like a charm."

Disgruntled XBOX 360 gamer: " Thanks for the advise, your a GENIOUS!!! Stand back...."BANG BANG BANG...sizzle sizzle

by Maerunes Daegon September 13, 2009

Xbox360

The 360 is the biggest man- beast, child eating, women raping badass of all systems. He will eat you and your children, stick to your little Wii.

Douchebag: D00d im sooo l33t i hav3 ps3 ftw Xbox360 is 4 faggots

Me: Fuck you

by KilledByAngryBlowjob July 28, 2009