Wandering Russian

A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.

My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".

by iadas August 14, 2011

Wandering Willie

When a man is having sex with a woman doggie style standing up and another woman is going down on your girl and your dick inadvertently comes out of her pussy and goes into her mouth.

We were at that party and I was fucking Ashley good from behind, when Amanda came over and started eating her pussy from the front. All at once my dick came out and bam, she got a Wandering Willie!

by SinfulJeff March 13, 2015

Windermere

Windermere, FL is the rich small "town" very close to Orlando. The area is not much more than a lot of trees with large gated subdivisions that house many celebrities and rich families sending their kids to private school. Celebrity Sheehan Parvez lives here.

Sheehan's windermere mansion

by Parvezfit October 9, 2016

wonderbrax

Hes gay,no friends,very short

"Did you see what wonder gay short ass was wearing today"
"Tbh with you i don't even care" wonderbrax is gay

by ThebestUnknown January 30, 2018

Wonder drunk

Adjective. A derogatory term to describe someone who blind to reality. An underachiever, or miscreant who thinks they are better than everyone else. A person who virtue signals about trivial or fake moral dilemmas while living a less than virtuous life.

John told Jane she is a piece of shit for accepting a job in the oil industry, yet John, who drives a hybrid (his parents bought for him), has never worked a day in his life. John is clearly a wonder drunk loser.

by Missamybb8 April 24, 2019

Shapeless Wonder

Most often a woman who lacks hips, booty, and thighs.

Upon entering the boutique, I was approached by a shapeless wonder of a woman.

by MinYoongi September 1, 2016

The Stevie Wonder

To ejaculate in ones eyes and spin them in a circle so they have to find there way to the bathroom blind, their arms will be reaching out in the air feeling for for things and makes them look like they are playing the piano hence "Stevie Wonder"

Dude introduced Lindsey to The Stevie Wonder last night and she ran face first into the wall

by Mike Spencbrough November 11, 2009