Moon Wizard

A person who makes up words and then pretends like someone else said it, usually as a racial slur, in order to get a laugh out of people around them.

That Henry Jensen is a real moon wizard

by The Worst Word Maker March 27, 2015

trap wizard

One who's trap game is so strong, they disappear before getting caught up. One could also put it as ballin' so hard mothaf#%^as wanna find me. Locally known in parts of San Antonio area as pulling "A Chris."

Og: "yo see that red Impala creepin by?"
Youngsta: "who is that guey?"
Og: "he's a trap wizard foo', always trappin' never catchin' chain"

by Trap Wizzard October 8, 2015

marmite wizard

When a man has anal sex with either a male or female and then proceeds to slap their shit stained dick on the other persons face.

Guy 1: So, how was last night with Beatrice?
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.

Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.

by MarmiteMagician March 22, 2016

Angry wizard

When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.

She thought I was finished but instead I gave her an angry wizard to the fore head

by Eskeeetit February 15, 2018

Random Wizard

fat loser who makes shitty videos

did u see Random Wizard’s video today? it was dog shit!

by stagegoat69 November 6, 2019

Magic Wizard Crystals

Crystals created by wizards through sorcery and dark magic, often stolen by white businessmen usually used to power modern technology eg. iPhones and TV’s

Oi cunt the tv isn’t working I think the magic wizard crystals are losing their magic, better consult the Mr Avacadra to get some more crystals

by Neverminddimitri December 16, 2019

tickling the pink wizard

A slang term that means to make love.

Mom: Son, let's talk about the birds and the bees.

Son: Oh, you mean tickling the pink wizard?

by easa the iguana March 26, 2013