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David

David is gay
Yo that man was acting like a David
by Slazeyu June 14, 2019
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David

David was a guy.

He had a pet pufferfish and a garden.
Me: Why can't David have a wand?
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho
by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021
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david

has a small penis. normally sucks toes for 5 dollars. gets fucked in the ass
i fucked a man

oh so you clapped a david
by big body zaya February 24, 2019
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David

David is a bully like seriously is calls me fat all the time makes up stuff about me and tell my friends I juts need to warn people please put this in he’s the worst he makes me want to end it he’s ruining my life please
DAVID LEAVE HIM ALONE !!
by Ahahzhxhgzhs April 21, 2019
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David

David Bad
by Oof Kings March 5, 2020
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David

"Be a human,don't be a David"
by 2812a April 30, 2020
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David

He is quiet big and looks like big al off toy story. He’s a big cunt and when he yells everyone around him laughs at him and that makes him triggered. Also he has an everlasting forehead and scabs on the back of his head
Boy : hey have you saw David today
Boy#2: oh big al the maths teacher
by Tootsy November 14, 2019
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