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wiener sleeper

Throating a girl so hard she passes out on oxygen deprivation
You say his name one more time i will put you in the wiener sleeper and dead horse you when your passed out.
by Dikky B December 8, 2016
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wiggling wiener

Wiggling Wiener is when somebody has a 50 yard penis.
My wiggling wiener is shriveling up.
by retard-guy November 12, 2022
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Sofa wiener

The hot dog you hide from your partner so you can have a guilt free lunch.
Sower went to get his sofa wiener when no one was looking.
by anonymous October 14, 2020
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wiener blind

A soul shattering phenomenon whereas the sufferer has a paralyzing, laser-focused obsession with the beef whistle.
Chance had Jaycie so wiener blind, she was unable to concentrate on anything except the next time he'd give her an injection.
by Jaycie Chance May 12, 2017
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Wiener-snip-zel

Bob got a German vasectomy. It was a real Wiener-snip-zel.
by Honeybadger43 June 15, 2024
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Chinese Wiener Trap

A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.
Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.
by Orion Woodward November 11, 2017
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he wiener

When your not manly enough to say he penis or when autocorrect fucks up and your friends won’t drop it
Me: Damn I think I hurt he wiener
Friends: hE wIeNeR
by Ijustmadethisfornoreason October 28, 2019
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