a Wednesday is a beautiful secretary that gives off an incredible aura. She is witty and brash!
"is that a guinea pig crying? no that's Wednesday laughing at her own joke again.
by Spurthi Paruchuri May 26, 2023
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When you take a big, satisfying shit and you think to yourself, "Wow, that was a great shit, let's do it again." So you take the shit out of the bowl and shove it back into your ass, then shit it back out again.
'What did you get up to last night Sharon?'

'Oh boy - I gave myself the best Wednesday ever! It even held together on the second time out!'
by CreepingJesus69 September 17, 2021
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A day spent making out and relaxing with your partner. It is the best day of the week without a doubt.
'Damn I need a Wednesday!' said Will.
by Choccymilk888 December 31, 2019
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Wednesday is national Peter Vuitton drinks day
Hey Peter it’s Wednesday
Peter: guess I have to drink
by Yardyknowdadeal June 2, 2022
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International Dress-like-Spiderman-and-shout-loudly-at-a-mirror day, it also has come to be known as the National M.I.L.F (Man I Love Frogs) Appreciation day.
George: It's wednesday my dudes.

Billy, Micheal and David: *really annoying screaming*
by Simply_Curri May 17, 2022
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A black cat named after Wednesday Addams, who takes on the personality and characteristics of her namesake.
Anyone: “Your cat hates me.”
Me: “She hates everyone. What do you expect? She's Wednesday.”
Anyone: “But she loves you so much.”
Me: “Like I said… she's Wednesday.”
by Her Senpai His kitten May 14, 2022
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