Wednesday

The worst fucking day of the week for me. Just everything goes wrong. I don't know why.

Guy 1: Yo, why you so mad?
Guy 2: It's Wednesday.
Guy 1: Okay?
Guy 2: Fuck Wednesdays! Most goofy ahh day of the week.

by AverageAvgeek January 4, 2024

Gock Gock Wednesday

A gock gock Wednesday is typically an act executed orally for reasons usually referred to as pleasurable, by an individual who is perceived to be as attractive or comparable to the performance expected of and by Jenna Ortega also better known as Wednesday from a Netflix TV Series that started in 2022 running to the (present day of 2024)

*Random roommate leaving with a couple of his friends to a party & standing at the door yelling to his other roommate*

"Yo Josh... this party going down with a Gock Gock Wednesday, you coming?"

"Shiii... say less! 5 minutes, wait for me in the car."

-OR-

*Dude bragging to his buddies*

"I'm telling you man, she went down on me like it was the last Gock Gock Wednesday. That chick is crazy!

by Dontoucher April 1, 2024

Wood Wednesday

Similar to Titty Tuesday, it’s when guys gotta send dick pics

Wood- dick
Wednesday- day to send

Person 1: I rlly want him to send me something
Person 2: just tell him its wood wednesday!

by Colleennnn May 3, 2023

grab ass Wednesday

Grab any girls ass on Wednesdays

Grab ass Wednesday. It will help you get through any shitty week

by Hugge cocck December 8, 2021

Wild Wednesday's

Wild Wednesday's (not to be confused with hump day) are a day in the middle of the week meant for getting wild. Whether it's riding a bear or grabbing a drink at your favorite bar, it's what YOU bring to the table that makes it wild.

Let's go to the bar and get wild for Wild Wednesday's!

by Bruce89 May 25, 2016

dry hump wednesday

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.

Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.

by Betty Missus June 6, 2017

Wednesday Calvin

(Noun) Describes when a friend partied too hard and is hungover and swears off partying the next weekend but is then easily coerced midweek once he has a chance to recover.

Calvin says he doesn’t want to go out this weekend.

Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.

by kh1985 November 30, 2021