Spider web

The sequence of pulling out, and spitting in your hand, then blowing your load on the spit. Then tapping your partners shoulder, and flinging the gunk palm side up at her face and yelling, BLAA!

Dammit, i was just getting into a very mature relationship and the bastard spider webbed me.

by J-Rizzles October 18, 2008

surfing the web

When any one is on the internet,looking for games and any other sort. Searching for wild and outgoing things. Or just actual games.Also meaning to be a internet freak but you are surfing the web(internet).The whole meaning to it is search.

I'm a internet freak and i got nothing to do.I'm going to search the web.. "Look i am surfing the web and so are you!!"

by 805 man March 20, 2008

spin a web

To take a very long shit.

Spiderman can't come to the phone, he's in the bathroom trying to spin a web.

by Matt Eros November 9, 2007

go web

when you're fisting someone and you open your hand inside of them

'did you go web her?'

'hellz yeah i did.'

by Clararevel November 2, 2007

cock web

The orchestration of multiple cocks and or male genitalia to form the shape of a web.

Mike, Hank, Larry and Colti are engaged in a cock web.

by mike chewbrush June 30, 2008

Charlotte's Web

A very crusty, disgusting asshole that looks like a spider has been there or should be there. The asshole must contain a rediculous amount of hair, both in the actual hole and on the butt cheeks as well. It can also be found with lower back hair.

Jose: Hey man, you wanna see Charlotte's Web? (reveals Charlotte's Web)
Innocent Bystander: Whoa, that is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. I think I'm going to throw up.

by surprisebsex November 8, 2009

Spider Web

When you cum on a girls back and then you put your belly button lint in the middle of it.

Sallys back looks like a spider web

by Doucebags ASSEMBLE!!! November 1, 2010