water bong

The water bong is a smoking device designed for smoking tobacco or(smokable) narcotics (i.e.Marijuana, methamphetamine, rock (or "crack") cocaine, hashish, Di-Methyl Triptamine(DMT), etc.). Water bongs generally have six parts...The smoke tube, the suck tube, the bong (water receptacle), tobacco/drug holder, carb and hand splint. The bong is basically a sealed chamber...To smoke, first the bong is half-filled with water. A tube with a tobacco/drug holder on the end is inserted in the chamber and the water, while another tube with a mouthpiece on the end is also inserted yet remaining above the water level. The tobacco/dope is put onto the tobacco/drug holder, and then lit. The smoker then sucks on the mouthpiece. This depletes air pressure in the chamber, causing the air to travel from the bowl, through the water, into the chamber, then into the lungs, pulling the smoke with it. The water filters and cools the smoke. The smoker usually gets a couple of hits after the chamber is filled up with smoke.

After Connie took a Huge hit off the water bong, she then knocked it over, spilling the bong water all over the sofa and carpet...Sofa smelled like Brick Weed for a month!

by Uncle Beasley June 29, 2006

Scante Warrior

A big time crack head.
Someone straight down for the cause (they'll do anything for it).

"Damn aye, that foo is all tweeked out"
"I know, he's a mean scante warrior."

by Fuduudi Johnson March 26, 2009

Water polo girl

The fittest of all female athletes. Water polo girls are thin hot and amazing kissers not to mention great at water polo! NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SWIMMING GIRLS.

guy 1: Man, is your girlfriend a water polo girl?
guy 2: duh of course
guy 1: i can tell.

by lollipoppygirly July 21, 2011

Water Temple

Hylian for, "waste of your motherfucking time."

Friend 1: Hey man did you complete the water temple yet?
Friend 2: *spontaneously combusts in a burst of frustration and agony*

by Bananamanagram January 16, 2015

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019

wataru

quite possible the baddest mofo to ever grace the planet with his presence

ohh that boys so fine, wataru

by new hit single coming soon May 3, 2009

shit water

“Shit water” is water that someone has shit in. Typically this water is from the toilet.

Bob: Dude, that sucked… I just got shit water all over my ass!

John: What!

Bob: Yeah. I was just in the bathroom taking a shit and the explosion caused the shit water to fly all over my ass!

by 4035 September 15, 2006