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wiki wiki wasted!

getting so completely drunk that you run into walls instead of through doors, break shot glasses, piss on a male cheerleaders door mat and apartment door until he and his friends come to beat you up, so you run away with your pants down and fall down a flight of stairs. Usually happens when you stay with your best friend and a hot puerto rican girl in florida.
before the semester started I went to visit Jenny in florida and got wiki wiki wasted! I passed out on the balcony and they drew a penis on my face...
by Dick Nean November 16, 2006
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wazted!

used in an abundence by the mickleover krew when one has had a few too many to drink
variaton on wasted
exclamation mark on the end is vitally important!
woah! am wazted!
haha! look at sam, he's wazted!
by Sam the Kan May 22, 2005
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wasted

to drink so much beer or other drinks that you get oosy and fall down if that happens you must be wasted
bob drank 21 budlights last night he was so wasted he praticly barfed he guts out and fell alsleep on the neboirs roof
by fuck master96 October 16, 2009
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Wasted

A state in which one has a "hankerin'" for Ice Cream
by Westin Gavin November 16, 2011
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time wasted

When you're up WAY LATE at night and you suddenly find everything and anything hilarious, as if you were drunk.
So today I woke up sore-throated after laughing so much when staying up until like 4am being all time wasted. I swear that I was so time wasted that even Larry King was hilarious.
by JimboWales August 19, 2010
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Tory Wasted

When you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. However to be "Tory Wasted" one must have a BAC level of .34 or higher in order to be consider in this prestigious club where only a hadful of people have reached.
I got so Tory Wasted last night that I ended up sleeping next to the Taco Bell dumpsters.
by asu1 September 27, 2011
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White people wasted

To drink way too much in a short time, of many different, usually incompatible, types of alcohol. Resulting in obnoxious, rude, embarrassing, probably illegal "fun" as described by the drunk white person. There is almost always pictures to be admired the next day, resulting in group reflections trying to figure out what happened last night. I'm not sure if this happens in other races, but I've only witnessed this behavior in white people.
*he says the next day while looking at pictures* "Holy shit! How did I end up dancing on top of a taxi cab in your bra?!" She says "I took my bra off while dancing on the bar, you ran outside and jumped on the taxi!" The third person says "You were all white people wasted!"
by The Dirty Llama May 11, 2018
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