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Basil's Walmart

When a keyboard warrior condescendingly suggests that participating in democracy is lazy or näive, and that the real way to enact meaningful change in the world is to commit some act of righteous political violence, and then goes on to do no such terroristic act, opting instead to continue to participate in more internet flame wars. Used by edgy teens and armchair anarchists to prove how cool and woke they are.

Pioneered by Twitter user @LinkofSunshine (Display name "Basil")
Natalie keeps saying that "Voting for any candidate is submitting to a broken system" and "What we need is revolution!", but she's just window shopping at Basil's Walmart.
by WarWeasel August 29, 2024
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Walmart Age Structured Population

There are at least two ways to define Age Structured Populations, and there are at least two ways to define The Walmart. Or you could be nice and talk to somebody, like a good Walmartian.
Do I Taylor situationally re. my Walmart Age Structured Population or may I ask a Population, or so, a Size?. .
by ElevenChooseThreePenguino March 2, 2023
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Walmart

The only place in North Carolina where you can meet up with your friends and goof off.
Suzy: “hey wanna hangout?”
Dylan: “sure, meet me at walmart.”
by Sky Jade August 1, 2022
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The Walmart Paradox

Walmart paradox refers to the futile locking of common household items to reduce theft but then not hiring enough staff to allow people to buy the items stuck in the case incurring loss of sales

Synonyms dilemma, quagmire
The Walmart paradox is a stupid solution causing the same problem
by Reefermechanic420 March 1, 2024
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Walmart Yodel Boy

White country boy who is yodeling in the middle of walmart
Walmart Yodel Boy: "Lord I love to hear her when she calls me swEEET DAAADdddy"
by $Guru May 21, 2018
mugGet the Walmart Yodel Boymug.

Walmart

Person one: did you listen to lil darkies new song?

Person 2: yeah the Walmart xxx
by Xxur_badkid November 2, 2020
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