Walmart

The shithole of humanity. Once you enter their store, you will find yourself ashamed to be a part of your species. Especially when you see someone you knew once, which is really awkward.
Ex: "Hey, do you wanna go to Walmart today? Gotta pick up some groceries."

"Fuck Walmart and their low, low prices!
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018
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WALMART

When life is not going well so you stab yourself to death in a Walmart parking lot.
Alternatively you could say walmarting
Person one: Today really sucked

Person two: I know right
Person one: We should go Walmart ourselves
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Ikea doesn't like walmart
But lmao

Walmart is a store that doesn't exist in every place lmao
Ikea : walmart u suck man, ikea is better than walmart

Walmart : waht, das n 0t truuuuu
by yes, it's garbage trash can :) October 17, 2019
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A place where you can get a rifle, ammo, a bandana or ski mask, a pair of grillz, and a crowbar, but you cannot get a quality rap CD.
Im not saying walmart is for cheapskates, but walmart is for cheapskates.
by ɯ August 29, 2018
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A store were you can see a guy strangling a cat with waffles.
Yesterday I saw 2 chickens fighting in Walmart.
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To remove an item from its intended location and place it somewhere it does not belong. This process is traditionally recognized at any Walmart superstore, (and perhaps originated there) however, it is a common practice noticed all over the world. For example, one decides an item in their cart is no longer needed, therefore, said item is deposited within the proximity of wherever such decision was conceived, perhaps when no one is looking.
To Walmart an item.
To Walmart something.
Somebody Walmarted that puppy.

"Oh, Jessica, that sweater is super cute! I'm getting it!" .... 10 minutes later... "hmmm, you know what, I don't want this sweater anymore. When nobody's looking, I'm gonna Walmart it right there, lol".
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The only place in North Carolina where you can meet up with your friends and goof off.
Suzy: “hey wanna hangout?”
Dylan: “sure, meet me at walmart.”
by Sky Jade August 01, 2022
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