walmart sloppy mcgriddle

A word or phrase on Urban Dictionary that no one uses in real life. The term was first coined by cursed_sporecreation on Reddit.

Dude, stop trying to pepper your speech with walmart sloppy mcgriddles. None of them are going to catch on.

by what are you the fae August 25, 2025

Walmart Wet Dream

The act of somebody or someone building a fort out of toilet paper in a Walmart and once the four is fully constructed they proceed to ejaculate inside of the fort and leave semen all over the toilet paper.

Did you guys hear about Jack’s Walmart wet dream last weekend?

by wagnam163 June 15, 2025

WalMart

A huge chain of American shops known for having the weirdest of customers. You'd be having a really good day if you managed to avoid a transvestite in leopard-print leggings and a lime green polka-dot tank top.

Hey Joe, Fancy going to WalMart?

No thanks, too many transvestites there.

by qwertyuiop.com OGG May 23, 2016

Walmart Shitter

Person who defecates in a Walmart, specifically on the floor of the store, and not in the bathroom.

Hey Kim, someone pooped on the floor. Must be another walmart shitter.

by anonymous December 13, 2024

Like a water from Walmart off the stack

When someone you see is so basic yet so absolutely hot that they're off the stack/unique in how basic they are.

Isabella: hey my look at this photo of my friend
Fernando: oh my god. Shes like a water from walmart off the stack
Isabella: what the fuck does that even mean

by Zer0Rebel4 November 25, 2021

Walmart

A very convenient store that happens to be the ghettoist places on earth in which you can find a handful of very Extravagant people! Examples would be the following: brawlers, some coke addicts, a kid screaming, a hispanic or black mom smacking their child, and more!

Person 1: are you at Walmart?
Person 2: yes, some chick punched someone and shove an avocado in their mouth and now the cops are here.

by Aquatic_animations10 May 3, 2022

Walmart ready

Last nights make up, need to wash your hair and you are in your laundry day clothes? It's okay you can go out in Public you are "Walmart ready"!

I can't go to Target look at me I'm "Walmart ready".

by willyd1968 August 25, 2018