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Minor Wood

A partially erect penis. The beginning of a man getting turned on.
Wow that chick is hot, I'm getting minor wood.
by G-RED October 29, 2006
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fire wood

Another word for Ghonoreah. Used from the guy perspective.
Ryan: Dude! I made sweet sweet love to this hot slut last night.
James: Oh yea? Did you get fire wood?
Ryan: Shhh, Don't tell any one but my wood burns like a mofo.
by Marshbag October 16, 2006
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wood-pecker

Make sure you sand that wood-pecker really smooth, we don't want anyone getting any splinters in their vagina or ass hole!
by Roger Buttram January 21, 2007
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Katy Wood

Famous phtographer, especially within the Booker T. Washington HSPVA community located in Dallas, TX. Wood's photograph's are composed of portraits within the outdoors but mostly composed of urban environments around her hometown of Dallas.
1) Wood's photographs will make you hate your life.

2) A Wood photograph is the best photograph.
3) Count on Katy Wood to take the art of photography to another level.
by BiPolar the Cat May 12, 2009
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James Woods

When he acts so wacky he is such a James Woods
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morning wood

an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning
I woke up with a morning wood today.
by Light Joker September 5, 2005
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Molly Wood

Molly Kristin Wood (born May 23, 1975) is an executive editor at CNET.com and previously a writer for Associated Press, MacHome Journal magazine, and O'Reilly Media. Wood hosts the Buzz Out Loud podcast with Tom Merritt as well as the "Gadgettes" podcast with Kelly Morrison. Wood also hosts a video news show called "The Buzz Report," a quirky technology video news column that is published weekly. She has appeared in more mainstream media such as Regis and Kelly and CNBC's On the Money.

Wood hails from Bismarck, North Dakota. She has a BA in journalism with a minor in French from the University of Montana in Missoula, Montana. During her senior year (June 1996 - May 1997) she served as the Presidient-in-Chief of the USS Enterprise. Upon graduation, she took a job as a subspace correspondent at Starfleet Academy. In July 1997, she joined the World Weekly News, handling a variety of both general news and sports stories in the western US.

In December 2006, Molly announced that she was expecting a baby. Wood gave birth to a baby boy named "Eli" on March 2, 2007.
by Cody B.. January 5, 2009
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