Lion Day

A day when the authorities in large urban cities release hundreds of Lions onto the streets to clean up the homeless problem and the hangers on of legitimate protests, who occupy public parks. Lion Day is announced with appropriate forewarning on basic cable and radio, so anyone with a job, or a home knows to remain inside. No Lions are harmed on Lion Day. They are treated with the utmost respect, and a good meal.

Bro, these people and their tents are getting disgusting. When's Lion Day?

by unchainedheat November 15, 2011

Day Game

the act of doing work on a woman in daylight hours so as to make slamming a guarantee during the night

Dave: "Ay bro you tryna chill today"
Steve: "I can't bro I'm getting my day game on"
Dave: "U finna smash tonight"
Steve: "no doubt"

by BigTimber June 19, 2011

Snow Day

A day in winter when a large amount of snow falls in a short amount of time making travel difficult. Schools close for this reason. Usually enjoyed unless you are older in which case you have to shovel. Has become increasingly common in the Northern Midwest and New England over the past few years.

Guy 1: Hey did you see the weather forecast?
Guy 2: Yea, 15 inches of snow tomorrow.
Guy 1: You know what that means...
Guy 2: SNOWDAY!!!

Teacher: Hmm chance of snow for next week.
Student: it will be a snow day.
Teacher: No it wont
Student: Yes it will we live in Wisconsin.

by Distance4life February 11, 2010

valentine's day

A holiday that is celebrated in sterotypical ways (like all the other holidays x.x) that can make a person (even if they DO have a partner or are in love) extremely depressed
2. for a lucky few, a time for uncontrollable love and romance only to end in stds and death

Valentine's Day would be cool if some fuckers hadn't decided to turn it into a marketing scheme.

by Virgin Mary January 31, 2004

In a few days

"In a few days" is a phrase used to convey reassurance and hope after a bad turn of events or the development of an less-than-ideal situation. It is meant to suggest that the situation will resolve itself on its own within a short period of time (although perhaps not necessarily a "few days"). It thereby implies that the suffering caused by the bad turn of events will also be relieved shortly. Often, the phrase is used without any real knowledge that the situation will in fact resolve. Sometimes it is used by an annoyed friend simply to placate the affected person.

"Marcy and I had a terrible fight. She smashed up the kitchen, took all our savings, and jumped in the truck and just drove off. What am I going to do??"
"Calm down. She loves you. I'm sure she will come crawling back in a few days."

"I can't believe it! My boss fired me this morning, in front of everyone! He told me to clean out my desk and hand in my keys! He asked security to escort me out!"
"I'm sure it'll blow over in a few days."

"DUDE, what on Earth happened last night?? When I woke up, my head was in the cabinet underneath the bathroom sink, my back has been shaved, and my face and chest are crusted over with boils!"
"I have no idea buddy, but don't sweat it. I'm sure they'll clear up in a few days."

by hipster_of_the_month May 17, 2013

Canada Day

Celebrated annually on July 1 in recognition of Canada being formed as a country previously ruled by the United Kingdom.
This day is a coast to coast party with each province and each people making up the Canadian people celebrating in thier own way. Usually, Molson is heavily involved.

Typical Canadian "Canada Day" conversation:

Greg: " What are you doing for Canada Day?"
Bert: " Breaking open a two-four, eh?"
Greg: " Beauty, see ya there"

by BlizzaynE April 19, 2006

Me day

A day thats all about you... relax, eat, watch tv, and be lazy. Doing the fun things you want to do.

Refreshing to do after a prolonged work week and/or having little days off.

Jeff worked 50 hours this week... so on his day off he decided to have a Me day

by Jeff Apple August 9, 2006