What the blunt

A term only know by few, where a term is replaced with the word "blunt." Those who say this term don't need to hit the blunt, but need to know the true creator.

What the blunt is wrong with you?
Are you blunting me?
Take a blunt and blunt your blunt?
Are you literally blunting me?

by Skifreaker3 June 9, 2016

what are you shitting

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)

waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

What the bags

What the bags is a more appropriate way to say something like "What the fuck" or "What the balls". Its not punishable for saying it (yet) in school or out. It's also good to say on perhaps Xbox live because why would anyone report you for that.

Person who just died in Fortnite Battle Royale: What the bags bro, that guy was hacking.

Friend: Nah you just bad, but what the bags, why did you die?

by WhatTheBags June 2, 2018

what the whip

what he heck but instead of heck it’s whip 🤠

karen- “i took the kids”
me- “uh what the whip karen”

by kerchew95 June 14, 2019

what the bruh

When you have a brain aneurysm while trying to say "What the word", but in the middle of it you say "bruh" because you are having brain aneurysm.

Leo: "What happens when you cough up a hairball"
Josh: "What the..."
*Josh experiences brain aneurysm*
Josh: "What the bruh"

by papijamba October 23, 2019

WHAT ME WORRY?

One of Shakespeare’s lesser know comedies. “What Me Worry” was written following the success of similarly themed works:

"Much Ado About Nothing" (1598–1599)
"As You Like It" (1599–1600)
"All’s Well That Ends Well" (1602–1603)
“What Me Worry” (1604-1605)

The play is sometimes attributed to Alfred E. Neuman.

“A man can die but once, what me worry?” - Henry IV Part II
“What’s done is done, what me worry?” - Macbeth
“Beware the ides of March, what me worry?” -Julius Caesar (this quote has been debated)

by beckynot April 25, 2020

What the Cinnamon Toast F*ck is this

A reaction used to describe awkward moments such as a cracker saying the n-word.

What the Cinnamon Toast F*ck is this

by Thanoid June 1, 2020