Trumpian Victory

Lies that make a defeat look like a victory.

The president claimed a Trumpian Victory even as his entire senior diplomatic staff testified about his criminal conduct regarding withholding funds from the Ukrainian government.

by Fuzzybuzzzz November 21, 2019

victory stroke

1. When you finish wanking and you keep stroking for 10-15 seconds.

After watching a great gilf video, i victory stroke so cum wouldn't stick to my meetis.

by Giant Black Meatus December 6, 2015

victory plan

A plan you make the morning after passing out due to consuming vast quantities of coke (or other drugs) and then having a dream that outlines the plan. Usually (but not always) made by a comedian-turned-politician.

Person 1: Hey, you realize your 200-page master's thesis is due this evening?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I see you've only written 5 pages so far, RIP.
Person 2: Don't worry I made a victory plan today, it will be finished in 2 hours.
Person 1: lol

Person 1: Why did you accept that MMA fight with a 1000 pound polar bear, surely you don't think you can win?
Person 2: I made a victory plan, no worries.
Person 1: lol ok

by randomnig2028 December 3, 2024

Victory Mayonnaise

often used after one has pulled something incredible off, and jacked off right after.

originally coined in the latest video as of writing this, made by youtuber named SimpleFlips, named "TOADETTE HAS THE CAR SUPER MARIO MAKER 2 - WALKIES at 9:40.

man, that basketball game was barely pulled off, i need to have a victory mayonnaise

by poop cruncher November 6, 2020

Victori

Victori is a beautiful person who loves her friends and family and is a very independent strong person. This person is caring and would help anyone in need. Victori is very patient and takes their time on things and will understand problems for you point of view. Being victori is everyone dream

Friend: did you see Victori today
Me:yesss I wanna be them so badddd

by HYIPPYbih April 24, 2023

Hearts of Iron IV: Together for Victory

A game where you enjoy every single second. New Zealand is a gift to the Allies. Without New Zealand the allies would've lost WW2. New Zealand for life

Unite, and fight back with Hearts of Iron IV: Together for Victory

by Zark M March 15, 2024

victory dream

A term used when you nut in your sleep twice or more.

Last night, I had the best victory dream.

by Javaworks lmao December 12, 2021